The time is 5:56 and I have been awake since four. My body woke me because of reasons unknown. I have attempted to go back to sleep but my every effort has failed. With each attempt I became more awake and aware of my surroundings.
I thought for sure I would get a full nights rest. Once again my expectations did not match reality.
I have decided to write a poem to my brain.
Eat my shorts.
Short and sweet. Just like I like my women.